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My Top Ten of Non-Breathing Things I Love

1. The middle of the night.
2. Reading (even the shampoo bottle).
3. Writing (gosh, I hope that is what it is I do..).
4. Conversation.
5. Tim Horton's Coffee
6. Coffee
7. Rain
8. Loud Music (Help me! I am on a Bubble Gum 80's pop kick!)
9. Mini-Eggs (I miss you so..come back, Easter)
10. Laying in bed for an hour after I wake-up.

Well that was not much fun as I expected. I was hoping for a suprise. I guess sometime I will have to do a Top 50, instead.





Comments

Moon_1178 said…
Non-breathing things... hmm....

Now, if you would have said INANIMATE OBJECTS, I could have at one time listed my ex husband...
cbeck said…
In regards too...
#1- Me too!
#3- You're great at it. Absolutely fantastic.
#6- It's like honey for a bee
#8- Err... How bout some Dave Matthews? :-)
Queenie said…
Dave Matthews makes me sad...but Matchbox Twenty...woohoo!
Morgan said…
#8: Why not go back a decade to the 70s and play some bubblegum 70s Ramones. Nobody would say anything if it were loud...it's supposed to be that way! Maybe some Blondie. Also ok loud.

Or, for the 80s, how about The Smiths. Loud. People will stay away. I don't know if this is what you want. Maybe they'll gather 'round you. "Poor, poor, wounded soul," they'll say. "She's listening to The Smiths. Loud."
Moon_1178 said…
*has an irresistable urge*...

One way, or another, I'm gonna get ya... I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya... One day, maybe next week...

Okay, now I feel better.
Queenie said…
Thanks Moon. I am officially going to drive myself crazy with that song tonight.
cbeck said…
i think i would like to add... the middle of the night does breathe... softly, and sometimes with labor.
Queenie said…
I think I am absolutely thrilled to find you hiding here on me.

Q

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