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When Was The Last Time You...

1. Read one of my lists?
2. Rolled your eyes?
3. Chewed the inside of your mouth? 
4. Read a newspaper?
5. Burnt supper?
6. Bought a hat?
7. Sat in the grass?
8. Talked to the most annoying person you know?
9. Danced?
10. Jumped in a puddle?
11. Didn't do the dishes?
12. Drank Root Beer?
13. Saw a horse?
14. Swung on a pole?
15. Swore?
16. Gave something away?
17. Listened to The Beach Boys?
18. Bought The 4 Pieces Toaster!!!???  I am still thinking about it.
19. Went on a ride at the fair?
20. Used tape?
21. Looked at your elbow?
22. Bought flowers?
23. Watched a John Travolta movie?
24. Went out for supper?
25. Found the perfect cure?
26. Spoke out of turn?
27. Received a package in the mail?
28. Wanted to throw your arms in the air?
29. Bought something used?
30. Sucked on a mint?
31. Walked anywhere?
32. Dusted your house?
33. Played hopscotch?
34. Did your favorite party trick?
35. Fed a squirrel?
36. Hung your clothes outside to dry?
37. Were in a plane? 
38. Broke glass?
39. Told a secret?
40. Tied shoes?
41. Called the wrong number?
42. Changed a diaper?
43. Thought about Christmas?
44. Had no doubts in yourself?
45. Cleaned out THAT closet?
46. Ate potatoes?
47. Let yourself feel sad?
48. Threw a baseball?
49. Peed outside?
50. Figured it out?
51. Made sand castles?
52. Had the flu?
53. Watched an Awards show on TV?
54. Woke-up late?
55. Snapped your fingers?
56. Ran from the bathroom to the bedroom naked?
57. Peeled an orange?
58. Giggled.
59. Jumped off a dock?
60. Drank a glass of wine?
61. Changed a light-bulb?
62. Had a bath at someone else's house?
63. Listened to Matchbox Twenty?
64. Squealed your tires?
65. Drew a picture?
66. Fixed a leaky faucet?
67. Wore make-up?
68. Hit all the green lights on the way home?
69. Went to a parade?
70. Ate liver?
71. Felt your heart beat in your chest?
72. Cleaned your ears?
73. Leaned on a wall?
74. Sat on a pillow?
75. Touched a bug?
76. Bought something brown?
77. Tickled someone?
78. Did something illegal?
79. Read the same line in a book more than once?
80. Hung curtains?
81. Bought new underwear?
82. Tried to lift something you could not move? 
83. Used the microwave?
84. Could not sleep?
85. Ate a Gobstopper?
86. Screamed at someone?
87. Were on a hi-way?
88. Saw a butterfly?
89. Played a video game?
90. Did it :
91.  for love?
92. out of hate?
93. for the money?
94. out of shame?
95. out of generosity?
96. out of resentment?
97. out of pride?
98. out of the blue?
99. to benefit yourself?
100. in a good way?
101.  Didn't know what to say?




Comments

ticknart said…
1. Monday or today, your choice
2. Yesterday
3. This morning
4. Tuesday
5. I never burn, only char
6. The fifth grade
7. Yesterday afternoon
8. Each day I work
9. Twelfth grade
10. Tuesday, the sprinkler makes a nice puddle near the stairs
11. I didn’t do them for like three weeks before Sunday
12. Tuesday
13. On TV today, in real life it was months ago
14. Two weeks ago, the flag pole at school
15. This morning
16. A few months ago, a book
17. Last Thursday, Good Vibrations on the radio
18. Never
19. Years and years
20. Yesterday
21. This afternoon, damn the not-so-funny bone
22. I usually just pick them
23. Watched Get Shorty in April
24. I usually go to lunch
25. The first time I heard them play
26. Each time I open my mouth
27. Last week, books
28. An hour ago
29. Last week
30. Saturday, the last one
31. Yesterday, from one side of the campus to the other, or else Sunday, to the mall
32. Never
33. Eighth grade
34. Don’t have one
35. Last time I was at my parent’s house, three weeks ago
36. See number 35
37. Summer between tenth and eleventh grade, I think
38. Two months ago
39. Yesterday
40. Yesterday
41. I can’t remember, I don’t call people much
42. Uh, 8 years ago, I think
43. Last Friday
44. Never
45. I don’t have a “THAT” closet, thank goodness
46. Wednesday
47. All the time, but I don’t let it control me
48. Second grade, otherwise they’ve all been nerf
49. See number 35
50. Never
51. Too long ago
52. November
53. February54. Yesterday afternoon
55. Wednesday
56. This morning
57. Three weeks ago
58. Today
59. Never
60. Six years ago
61. January
62. See answer 35
63. Three weeks ago, that song 3AM is about me, I swear
64. Never, it scares me
65. Yesterday
66. Two months ago, but it was broken the next day
67. Eighth grade, for a play
68. Never, dammit
69. Eleventh grade
70. Years and years ago, but I swear I can still taste the horrid stuff
71. Last night
72. This morning
73. Yesterday
74. I try to only put my head on pillows
75. I moved a slug from the ground to a tree yesterday, does that count?
76. I avoid brown
77. A very long time
78. I jaywalked yesterday
79. This afternoon
80. Never
81. Eight months ago
82. Tonight
83. Yesterday
84. Last night
85. Halloween, 2002
86. High school, tenth grade
87. Last night
88. In April
89. July 4th
90.-100. An embarrassingly long time
101. When I wrote my blog this evening, my time, of course.

Oh, were these questions supposed to be rhetorical?

Sorry.

ticknart
AJ in Nashville said…
Um...last week, I think. Why?

:)
Queenie said…
For all of it????
My, aren't we the busy boy?

Q
Karri Bowman said…
i was chewing the inside of my mouth while reading the list...do i get extra points for that?
Brian said…
So I was just reading one of your lists and I had to roll my eyes - it was just last night, while reading the paper and drinking a root beer and listening to the Beach Boys, I realized I’d completely forgotten I had a casserole in the oven. Well, needless to say, dinner was fried to a crisp – fuck. I went outside and sat in the grass for a while, looking at my elbow and wondering what the heck I was going to do about dinner – huh. Well, I decided I should just go out – excellent – I wouldn’t even have to do the dishes. I was glad I’d figured that out.

I called up a friend of mine to see if she’d like to go. Dinner with someone would be the perfect cure for my evening blues. On my first try, I dialed the wrong number – OOPS!! I looked at the phone and thought, “I doubt I dialed the wrong number… that’s just not possible.” Second try I got it right. But, after talking to her for like thirty seconds, I decided she might just be the most annoying person I know. She was rambling on about this or that and I had to finally interrupt her by telling her some guy was at the door with a package for me. She didn’t hear me the first time, so I sort of had to scream it at her, “SOMEONE’S AT THE DOOR!! GOTTA GO!!” I was so happy to be off the phone, I threw my hands up into the air and danced. I flailed around so much, I accidentally knocked a vase off the counter (which promptly broke). I bought it at a garage sale a few days ago and I’d just set it out for some flowers I bought earlier in the day. Breaking it just made me feel sad – but I was okay with that. I tried to use some tape to fix it, but it was a goner.

I threw on my shoes and my new hat, and decided to walk to dinner… where I bought some brown rice… and liver… and potatoes… and had a glass of wine.

…and on and on and on…. That made me giggle… now I can’t sleep….
Queenie said…
Brian-I knew I was going to like you! I just knew it!

Jake-I have had a list started for a bit now, I will get to finishing it soon for you!

Everyone-You are all glorious! Thank you for reading!

Q
cbeck said…
I... don't know what to say...
AJ in Nashville said…
There Queenie, do you now see what an inspiration you are to your readers? *RTFLMAO*

HUGE ups to Ticknart and Brian! Great job outta both of you! *LOL*

And yes, I was indeed busy yesterday Q, but apparently not as busy as these guys!

:)
Esther said…
Done that, although ... does trying to fix a shower that only produces hot water count? That's how my day started today.
We don't have squarrels.
I don't know what gobstopper is. Doesn't sound like something you should eat?