If You...

1. If you are here, thank you for stopping by.
2. If you are my friend, I love you.
3. If you have something better to do, go do it. This list will be here when you get back.
4. If you have nothing better to do, I am honored.
5. If you are happy, let others know. Smile.
6. If you are wrong, be careful where you lay the blame.
7. If you are crying, do not be mad.
8. If you are scared, that is okay.
9. If you are sorry, so is someone else.
10. If you cannot decide, check out what is behind Door #3.
11. If you take a walk, say hi to a stranger.
12. If you miss someone, let them know.
13. If you have a hobby, schedule it in.
14. If you need help, pick the right person.
15. If you want to eat a fly, it will not kill you.
16. If you can do it, why aren't you?
17. If you are Brenda, I miss you.
18. If you take a fall, you can learn from the sting too. Just get back up.
19. If you care, listen.
20. If you have a story, tell it at the right time.
21. If you need to scream, do it alone.
22. If you cannot live without someone, who are you then?
23. If you want to watch Pokemon without your children in the room, send them to the park.
24. If you want to get in a good mood, download Hippy Hippy Shake-Georgia Satellites
25. If you are not happy, who makes you smile every time?
26. If you care what other people think, just make sure your opinion is the deciding factor.
27. If you keep forgetting to buy dish soap, your kitchen starts to look scary.
28. If you begin something, be honest about when you are finished before you start.
29. If you need change, change something. Anything.
30. If you are a mother, watch your children sleep tonight.
31. If you are a father, bring out the baseball.
32. If you know it, you know it.
33. If you have to do it, do it on your own terms.
34. If you care about something, you are human.
35. If you do not care about something, you are human.
36. If you feel used, what was in it for you?
37. If you come to an open door, you can walk through it or close it. Do whatever works best for you.
38. If you have something to say, think about how the other person hears.
39. If you can laugh at yourself, you are more enjoyable to be around.
40. If you are AJ, go kiss your wife.
41. If you argue with yourself, you probably have a high IQ.
42. If you need to feel loved, write your own love letter.
43. If you go to the park, go down the slide. Everyone does the swings.
44. If you are good at something, that is money in the bank.
45. If you judge, so do others.
46. If you cannot sing, who cares?
47. If you do not like something, speak up. Accordingly.
47. If you pee in the shower, it goes down the drain as long as you have the water on.
49. If you lose it, did you choose to?
50. If you indulge in your quirks, you have found the Secret of Life.
51. If you find it is not working, what is the cost of the bill to fix it?
52. If you hate, learn tolerance.
53. If you want to clap your hands, clap them.
54. If you want that geeky SURVIVOR shirt, buy it and wear it on Thursdays.
55. If you do not know your limits, do not do it.
56. If you love someone, do something silly for them.
57. If you take offence, there is a reason.
58. If you have a dream do not make yourself a nightmare in the process.
59. If you enjoy the smell of yourself after three days of not bathing, stay at home. But do enjoy!
60. If you forget it is only okay if you really did.
61. If you are Krista, remember collect calls to China.
62. If you find someone mad at you, what are you neglecting?
63. If you cannot sleep, neither can I.
64. If you like to talk, make it interesting.
65. If you still like your opinion better, that is okay, they still like theirs better, too.
66. If you eat Mushroom Soup out of the can cold, I so want to hang out with you.
67. If you have to bribe someone, make it worth their while.
68. If you say the word thank-you, only use it when you really mean it. Thanks works just fine most of the time.
69. If you want your turn with the Hula Hoop, take it.
70. If you are bitchy, something will make you smile soon.
71. If you thought I would mention Matchbox 20, you thought right.
72. If you think it is right for you, it might not be for someone else.
73. If you build it, they will come. If you use the right materials.
74. If you think something sucks, make fun of it. You might grow to like it.
75. If you notice at 1:10 a.m., your TV is still on the cartoon channel, turn it off. Unless Pokemon is on.
76. If you like ice cream, who else do you know who does?
77. If you are The Author, I think your writing is fabulous.
78. If you give it away, you cannot ask for it back.
79. If you can taste it, savor it.
80. If you catch your children swearing, remember how much fun it used to be for you. If they are in the backyard, walk away.
81. If you are laughing, make sure you know why.
82. If you think The Dangerous Lives Of Altar Boys by Chris Fuhrman is the best book ever, I agree with you.
83. If you accept debts, you are dealing with the wrong people.
84. If you get a good gift, give one back.
85. If you give a bad gift, make up for it.
86. If you think they are out to get you, they will. You are letting them.
87. If you are insecure, you can create resentment.
88. If you want to dress up for Halloween, act like a kid all night.
89. If you take someone's hand into yours, you do not have to speak. They know.
90. If you have Beliefs, believe in them. Be careful how you use them.
91. If you are Amber, I am glad I met you on the bus.
92. If you can't see it, who can?
93. If you think life is like a box of chocolates, it's nice to know you are happy.
94. If you create beautiful, it will follow you.
95. If you wish up on a star, do not forget to daydream afterwards.
96. If you appreciate, you will be appreciated.
97. If you knew I completed this list, then Blogger lost it on me-would you think me nuts for simply sighing and starting over again?
98. If you pay attention, you are your best teacher.
99. If you do not take the risk, how will you know?
100. If you are sick of my lists, you lie. Go on. Roll your eyes.
101. If you have something to say, it is your turn.