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Iron Clothes

So, the other night Charlie is over. Sitting on my couch. And Jake is sitting at the computer. Jake is giggling sometimes and it is sometimes worth looking over your shoulder to find out why.
Charlie has the television remote. So, me and Charlie watch an infomercial for ten minutes.
About these ceramic hair straighteners.
Made with REAL ceramic.

So, this very night, Jessyca and I are having a chat.
I am sitting in my living room. Hans Frauenlob is on my TV.
And Jessyca loves my hair. I know this because she always says she does. Tonight was no exception.
...A ceramic hair straightener...she also says these words to me. On this very night.
But, to get right to the point, Jessyca thinks I should try one.

Assholes.

Comments

Jennifer said…
Unless this faboulous ceramic straightener can straighten my hair from wet to dry in matter of minutes.. I'm not buying it. I can get the same results with a good old fashioned steel round brush, and a blow dryer. :)
Queenie said…
Yo, people.
If you play with heat, it might turn to fire.
Good words to live by.
My hair just does not agree.

Q
Constance said…
Go with what God gave you say I...as one who washes, scrunches and leaves to dry curly.
Queenie said…
Because you and me, Connie?
We rock.
We should start a revolution.
We can get Richard Simmons to back us!

Q
AJ in Nashville said…
Call me crazy, but...why would you want to use ceramic hair straighteners...unless maybe you had ceramic hair?

It just doesn't make sense...

:)

Hi Queenie... :)